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But, they exist just the same. - [AI is OK](https://molsonpartners.com/ai-is-ok/) - AI is right for your business, if you don't think your business is terribly special. - [Emotion in Advertising Equals Dollars in Business](https://molsonpartners.com/emotion-in-advertising-equals-dollars-in-business/) - You competition is dull. I promise. You can be so much better. - [2024: The Year Digital Becomes "Traditional"](https://molsonpartners.com/2024-the-year-digital-becomes-traditional/) - It's time for digital advertising to abide by the same rules as the grown ups. - [MYTH: Everyone goes to Google first](https://molsonpartners.com/myth-everyone-goes-to-google-first/) - We only think we go to Google first. What happens when you're not thinking is what really matters - [Video: Sales Today or Salience Tomorrow? Yes.](https://molsonpartners.com/video-sales-today-or-salience-tomorrow-yes/) - The conjunction is the problem - [(Anti)Predictions in Marketing for 2024](https://molsonpartners.com/antipredictions-in-marketing-for-2024/) - You thought 5G would change everything. But it didn't. Maybe we should get out of the "prediction" business. - [The Myth of Marketing Specialists](https://molsonpartners.com/the-myth-of-marketing-specialists/) - Have I worked in your business category? Yes. Always yes. - [Sales Promotions are Like Fertilizer (Helpful & Dangerous)](https://molsonpartners.com/sales-promotions-are-like-fertilizer-helpful-dangerous/) - Use too much fertilizer and your business will smell like manure - [Why I Got Fired](https://molsonpartners.com/why-i-got-fired/) - It's ok...I'm still gainfully employed. But there's a lesson here. - [The Unfortunate Branding of Camp LeJ---e](https://molsonpartners.com/the-unfortunate-branding-of-camp-lej-e/) - Targeting is more expensive than brand-building. Here's why. - [VIDEO: Why Creative Matters](https://molsonpartners.com/video-why-creative-matters/) - Creative isn't "nice to have." It's something you MUST have. - [The Fundamentals that Remain](https://molsonpartners.com/the-fundamentals-that-remain/) - I forgot to say something in my last article. Here's the rest of the story. - [Marketing Predictions for 2023 (?)](https://molsonpartners.com/marketing-predictions-for-2023/) - Let's look into the future. But first, let's debunk the past... - [Fables are Better than Facts](https://molsonpartners.com/fables-are-better-than-facts/) - A list of facts is just a documentary about your business. Fables are the secret weapon to persuade. - [But What About the Rest of Us?](https://molsonpartners.com/but-what-about-the-rest-of-us/) - You are ignoring most of your customers. - [Tips for Businesses to Deal with Inflation](https://molsonpartners.com/tips-for-businesses-to-deal-with-inflation/) - Cutting costs and raising prices went out with disco. Here are some other ideas. - [The Thing is Never the Thing](https://molsonpartners.com/the-thing-is-never-the-thing/) - The message makes the media work. The media does not make the message work - [The PROPER Way to Advertise a Sale](https://molsonpartners.com/the-proper-way-to-advertise-a-sale/) - When it's time for a sale... go big, or skip it entirely. No middle ground. - [Perkolatr. The Most Important Business App You're Not Using](https://molsonpartners.com/perkolatr-the-most-important-business-app-youre-not-using/) - Perkolatr will change everything. Should you be on it? - [Happy New Year! When Should You Change Your Advertising?](https://molsonpartners.com/happy-new-year-when-should-you-change-your-advertising/) - If you don’t want to read this whole thing, short answer: Probably never. - [The Most Controversial Part of Marketing](https://molsonpartners.com/the-most-controversial-part-of-marketing/) - It's not really controversial... but marketers don't seem to like to do it. - [Talkin' 'Bout Those G-g-g-generations](https://molsonpartners.com/talkin-bout-those-g-g-g-generations/) - Generations, as groups of like-minded people, simply don't exist. - [What Matters is What's Remembered](https://molsonpartners.com/what-matters-is-whats-remembered/) - There are many things you want people to "know" about your business. But what matters is what's remembered. - [The Marketing Funnel Cloud](https://molsonpartners.com/the-marketing-funnel-cloud/) - Andy Warhol said, "one day everybody will have their own Marketing Funnel." Today is that day. - [That'll Do](https://molsonpartners.com/thatll-do/) - Don't advertise "the best" when "that'll do" will do - [Everyone You Know (is a liar)](https://molsonpartners.com/everyone-you-know-is-a-liar/) - How "Everyone You Know" makes for sloppy research. - [The Anatomy of an Offer](https://molsonpartners.com/the-anatomy-of-an-offer/) - You can have a successful sale...if you do it right. - [Philanthropy: You're Doing it Weird](https://molsonpartners.com/philanthropy-youre-doing-it-weird/) - Large corporations give back over $21 billion to charitable organizations each year. American Express and The Chronicle of Philanthropy say small companies donate an average of 6% of their profits to charity. Giving is good. But philanthropy as a marketing tool is weird. I sincerely believe it begins innocently enough. Good businesses give back. But - [Most People Don’t Know Most Businesses](https://molsonpartners.com/most-people-dont-know-most-businesses/) - I haven't met you and I already know you have an awareness problem. - [Are Your Ads Missing Hope? | Wizard's Roundtable](https://molsonpartners.com/are-your-ads-missing-hope-wizards-roundtable/) - It's the easiest element to overlook...but it's the most important. - [Alsofocuson](https://molsonpartners.com/alsofocuson/) - When you focus on something, what will you sacrifice? - [How to Spot and Eliminate Digital Ad Fraud](https://molsonpartners.com/how-to-spot-and-eliminate-digital-ad-fraud/) - There's a kind of fraud that comes from lack of transparency from Google and Facebook, a kind of fraud that comes from criminals stealing ad dollars from businesses, and a kind of fraud that could be happening because your digital manager isn't paying attention. It all adds up to a lot of loss for businesses. - [Show Me the Future](https://molsonpartners.com/show-me-the-future/) - Why go negative when you don't have to? - [The Growth Plan for HVAC Companies Stuck Between $3-5M (and your biz, too)](https://molsonpartners.com/the-growth-plan-for-hvac-companies-stuck-between-3-5m-and-your-biz-too/) - Let's make your biz grow... - [The Secret to Increasing Facebook Likes 560% in One Week](https://molsonpartners.com/the-secret-to-increasing-facebook-likes-560-in-one-week/) - It's the secret digital marketers don't want you to know. - [A Love Letter to Radio (and businesses that advertise anywhere) | ((Repost))](https://molsonpartners.com/a-love-letter-to-radio-and-businesses-that-advertise-anywhere-repost/) - Radio works. Your ad sucked. - [It’s Mostly Invisible](https://molsonpartners.com/its-mostly-invisible/) - We really have no idea why we do the things we do. - [How to Get (and keep) Attention | Wizard's Roundtable](https://molsonpartners.com/how-to-get-and-keep-attention-wizards-roundtable/) - Orlando Wood talks about why advertising has an attention problem. And how to fix it. - [Does the Name Ring a Bell?](https://molsonpartners.com/the-name-rings-a-bell/) - Forget conversions. You probably have an awareness problem. - [Magical Ad Writing for Everything From Piccolos to Recruitment](https://molsonpartners.com/magical-ad-writing-for-everything-from-piccolos-to-recruitment/) - You have to: 1: Not sound like everybody else 2: Get into somebody's imagination and mess around. - [Generation Gem and How to Market to Them](https://molsonpartners.com/generation-gem-and-how-to-market-to-them/) - It's a gem of a generation. You wouldn't want to miss 'em! - [What to Know About SEO | Wizard's Roundtable](https://molsonpartners.com/what-to-know-about-seo-wizards-roundtable/) - Not sure where to start? Start here. - [About That Price](https://molsonpartners.com/about-that-price/) - You should probably raise your price. Unless you're no different than your competitor. In that case...well - - it's gonna be hard. - [Why Your Business Should Have a Podcast | Wizard's Roundtable](https://molsonpartners.com/why-your-business-should-have-a-podcast/) - You have an opportunity to build an intimate relationship with your super-fans. - [More Lincoln Less Stinkin'](https://molsonpartners.com/more-lincoln-less-stinkin/) - This isn't a marketing article - [How Company Culture Improves Your Marketing | Wizard's Roundtable](https://molsonpartners.com/how-company-culture-improves-your-marketing-wizards-roundtable/) - A broken culture can completely negate a marketing campaign. - [You’re Local. Who Cares?](https://molsonpartners.com/youre-local-who-cares/) - This might sting a bit...but hear me out. - [How to Have an Effective Brainstorming Meeting | Wizard's Roundtable](https://molsonpartners.com/how-to-have-an-effective-brainstorming-meeting-wizards-roundtable/) - How to brainstorm like the pros. - [Media Agnosticism](https://molsonpartners.com/media-agnosticism/) - Don't think about where to advertise until you have a solid handle on what you’re advertising. - [Is Lifetime Customer Value Still Important? | Wizard's Roundtable](https://molsonpartners.com/is-lifetime-customer-value-still-important-wizards-roundtable/) - For most businesses, the answer is "yes." - [Change the Name, Change the Results](https://molsonpartners.com/change-the-name-change-the-results/) - If you sell a commodity that's named the same thing everyplace else, give yours a better name. - [Use a Screenwriter's Trick to Make Memorable Ads | Wizard's Roundtable](https://molsonpartners.com/use-a-screenwriters-trick-to-make-memorable-ads-wizards-roundtable/) - In this episode, Peter Nevland and Johnny discuss Character Diamonds. This is a technique created by David Freeman, advisor to several dozens of hit TV shows and movies and creator of the Beyond Structure class. Deploying these same tactics in your advertising will not only make your commercials more memorable, but you'll also create a - [Win Now. Win Later.](https://molsonpartners.com/win-now-win-later/) - The war between long-term and short-term advertising is a false choice. - [A Love-letter to Radio Sales from 3 Ex-Production Directors](https://molsonpartners.com/a-love-letter-to-radio-sales-from-3-ex-production-directors/) - I want to challenge radio to stop being an industry of C students. - [What is Your Price Tag Advertising?](https://molsonpartners.com/what-is-your-price-tag-advertising/) - The price tag advertises quality. - [Long Ads, Short Ads, and Creating Viral Videos | Wizard's Roundtable](https://molsonpartners.com/long-ads-short-ads-and-creating-viral-videos-wizards-roundtable/) - Long ads vs short ads and how to create viral videos (or do you?) - [They Hate My Ad! (Now what?)](https://molsonpartners.com/they-hate-my-ad-now-what/) - Magnets both attract and repel. It’s what magnets to. If you’re not repellin’, you’re probably not attractin’. - [McMann & Tate: Worst Ad Agency Ever](https://molsonpartners.com/mcmann-tate-worst-ad-agency-ever/) - You can't see your business as it is. You can't unknow what you already know. - [Mistakes aren’t wrong. Wrong isn’t a mistake.](https://molsonpartners.com/mistakes-arent-wrong-wrong-isnt-a-mistake/) - Don’t make those commercials too slick. People will slide right off. - [Twelve Most Common Mistakes in Advertising - Roy H. Williams](https://molsonpartners.com/twelve-most-common-mistakes-in-advertising-roy-h-williams/) - These 12 mistakes were penned by Roy Williams in The Wizard of Ads, ch 35, pp. 79-81 1. The desire for instant gratification The ad that creates enough urgency to cause people to respond immediately is the ad most likely to be forgotten immediately once the offer expires. Such ads are of little use in - [Formulas and Recipes](https://molsonpartners.com/formulas-and-recipes/) - Formulas are fixed. Recipes are malleable. - [The Deception of Earholes and Eyeballs](https://molsonpartners.com/the-deception-of-earholes-and-eyeballs/) - Advertising is a memory game. You remember the things that are repeated often. - [This Never Works](https://molsonpartners.com/this-never-works/) - "How did you hear about us" will never give you the answer you're looking for. - [Same Same Sameity Same Same](https://molsonpartners.com/same-same-sameity-same-same/) - Psychologists call it habituation. Marketers call it the enemy. - [Actually, Most Things Will Be the Same](https://molsonpartners.com/most-things-will-be-the-same/) - The world will change...but not much - [Basically the Basics](https://molsonpartners.com/basically-the-basics/) - Your brand is an invisible link between your company and your product category. - [Say This. Not That.](https://molsonpartners.com/say-this-not-that/) - Welcome aboard folks, and don’t worry…that problem with the flaming engine yesterday has been completely repaired. - [What Now? What When? Marketing Through a Pandemic](https://molsonpartners.com/what-now-what-when-marketing-through-a-pandemic/) - What do you want people to know about you after we get through this? - [I'm Proud of You (Us)](https://molsonpartners.com/im-proud-of-you-us/) - I’m proud you’re showing us there is more good than bad. - [Digital Marketing's Death Spiral](https://molsonpartners.com/digital-marketings-death-spiral/) - The divide is gone. The boundaries have been erased. Digital Marketing is dead. - [Dave Said What?](https://molsonpartners.com/dave-said-what/) - What made David Packard say "Marketing is too important to be left to the marketers?" - [Business is Not a Football Game](https://molsonpartners.com/business-is-not-a-football-game/) - Your customer doesn’t care about your competitors, industry trends, or internal policies. So, why do you? - [Enlightenment Is Not Just One State](https://molsonpartners.com/enlightenment-is-not-just-one-state/) - Denote simple fat denied add worthy little use. As some he so high down am week. Conduct esteems by cottage to pasture we winding. On assistance he cultivated considered frequently. Person how having tended direct own day man. Saw sufficient indulgence one own you inquietude sympathize. Of friendship on inhabiting diminution discovered as. 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Links to studies referenced; Ebiquity study: Re-evaluating Media Westwood One/Edison Research: Share of Ear Q3 2018: Advertiser Misconceptions Interactive Advertising Bureau (IAB) - [Getting the Word Out About Your Business](https://molsonpartners.com/getting-the-word-out-about-your-business/) - "A good strategy takes months to come up with, and 10 seconds to explain." When a business dips its toe into advertising waters, the noble hope is to “get the word out.” We just gotta “get the word out.” What word? Seriously think about that. What word (or words) are you trying to “get - [If Only They Knew How Awesome I Am...](https://molsonpartners.com/if-only-they-knew-how-awesome-i-am/) - You have to admit that nobody cares about you. While no business owner has ever said those exact words to me, the sentiment is there nonetheless: “See, the average consumer just doesn’t get it. They don’t care. They just look at the price, and that’s it. I think we need to teach people that - [You Don't Look Like Yourself](https://molsonpartners.com/you-dont-look-like-yourself/) - Got a look? Don't mess with it. “Well, in the newspaper I have a coupon for 30% off your first visit. My website is a template from Shopify, that’s really for the Millennials. I have radio ads on that “listen-at-work” station talking to soccer moms, and my billboard is a picture of my granddaughter. - [Pumpkin Spice Marketing](https://molsonpartners.com/pumpkin-spice-marketing/) - Rare, Remarkable, and have a Reason Planters has pumpkin spice almonds. Kahlua offers pumpkin spice rum. There’s pumpkin spice Life cereal. Pumpkin spice Oreos. Pumpkin spice dish soap from Mrs. Meyer’s. And for $160, Saucony.com will sell you a pair of pumpkin spice running shoes. Starbucks is the likely epicenter of the annual pumpkin - [That's Not Gonna Work](https://molsonpartners.com/thats-not-gonna-work/) - “That’s not gonna work.” Try it anyway. “It’s too risky.” Take the risk anyway. “We’ve never done it that way.” Do it that way now. “What if people laugh?” Make sure they laugh ‘till their sides hurt. “I’m not sure about this.” There’s only one way to find out. “We tried that before.” - [Men Don't Eat Salad](https://molsonpartners.com/men-dont-eat-salad/) - If you buy the story, and the story is your story, you buy the product. When identifying who your customer is, you must also know who your customer isn’t. It’s a painful, seemingly impossible, process. Why would any sensible business person ever suggest there are people that they don’t want to be a customer? - [Funnels and Pipes](https://molsonpartners.com/funnels-and-pipes/) - Where am I strong… Where am I weak? Where are you losing your customers? Advertising may help, but your issue may be down-funnel. The classic sales funnel--- Awareness –> Interest –> Desire –> Action (AIDA) ---is still as relevant and accurate today as it was when E. St. Elmo Lewis introduced it over 120 - [It's a Book!](https://molsonpartners.com/its-a-book/) - A page turner from cover to cover! Stories, methods, and thought starters on making your very own ad campaign show up in my first book Campaign-O-Matic!: How Small Businesses Make Big Ad Campaigns. The book is available in hardcover and eBook where ever you like to get books. Here's a handy-dandy link. Hope you enjoy - [How to be Smart in 5 Words](https://molsonpartners.com/how-to-be-smart-in-5-words/) - Ideas are not perfect. They’re just ideas. We are told in brainstorming meetings to “keep it positive,” and “all ideas are good ideas.” If someone has an idea, you say “Yes, and…!” But there is a pernicious little cockroach who shows up disguised as a guardian angel. He’s protecting you from yourself, and in - [Always Pay the Busker](https://molsonpartners.com/always-pay-the-busker/) - Accountants, chiropractors, car dealers, and roofers all need a little busker in them. A busker gets up in the morning with one mission: Make something remarkable. Ya gotta love that. Well, you don’t “gotta,” but you oughta. Seth Godin has written a few times about the similarities between a busker and a business. Both - [Marketing > Advertising](https://molsonpartners.com/marketing-advertising/) - Advertising is part of marketing. Marketing is not advertising. As a business owner, you are peppered with purveyors of advertising regularly. They’ll tell you “YouTube is better than billboards.” “Pandora is better than TV.” “Facebook is better than radio.” “Radio is better than newspaper.” “This new thing is better than that - [Nows or Laters?](https://molsonpartners.com/nows-or-laters/) - you just told them to give up on you People are in the market to buy what you’re sellin’ today. There are also people who are not shopping right now, but they will need you someday. Have you chosen which group to speak to? The “Nows” are very attractive because they have money - [C. F. Hathaway’s Formula for Maximizing a Small Ad Budget](https://molsonpartners.com/c-f-hathaways-formula-for-maximizing-a-small-ad-budget/) - The less money you have, the more curious energy your ad needs. A tiny men’s shirt company in Waterville, Maine was hidden by the shadow of giants. By the time they hired Dave to help with advertising, post-war ready-made factory shirts were dominating the racks of department stores. In short, the company was (literally) - [Why Does Google Advertise on TV?](https://molsonpartners.com/why-does-google-advertise-on-tv/) - Google knows what you should. They can’t make it without mass media. The roll out of Google’s Pixel 2 smartphone in October 2017 was greeted with substantial TV, billboard, and magazine advertising. Does that strike you odd? Does it seem strange that the company that virtually owns every single move you make on the - [Making it to Milwaukee on 10 Gallons of Gas](https://molsonpartners.com/making-it-to-milwaukee-on-10-gallons-of-gas/) - Your destination is Milwaukee. You have 10 gallons of fuel and 4 vehicles. You could put 2.5 gallons in each tank and “see what happens.” Or, put all 10 gallons in one tank and have a chance at making it. You already know the answer. There are more than 4 advertising "vehicles" out there. It’s - [How to Talk to Millennials](https://molsonpartners.com/how-to-talk-to-millennials/) - “But, how do I reach the Millennials?” That’s THE marketing question of the past 5 years. You MUST talk to the Millennials. But, how? I will now share with you a technique that cannot fail. It is the only way to talk to Millennials so they will listen, become engaged, and become your customer. - [December 31st 6:43 PM](https://molsonpartners.com/december-31st-643-pm/) - It’s a process everyone goes through, whether it’s a friend, a business proposition, or a new lover. When I’m asked when a new ad campaign will start working, my answer is always December 31st, 6:43 PM. January 1st Your campaign is born. March 18th New customers are getting to know you. - [Finding Humility](https://molsonpartners.com/finding-humility/) - You will never be your customer, and you will never see your company through your customer's eyes. Your business is your baby, and your child can do no wrong. Even if your kid does wrong, she probably had a good reason for it. This unconditional spirit is appropriate for a parent, but it becomes - [If You Stand for Nothing, What’ll You Fall For?](https://molsonpartners.com/if-you-stand-for-nothing-whatll-you-fall-for/) - ...standing for something also means standing against something. JOHN LAURENS: Burr, the revolution’s imminent. What do you stall for? ALEXANDER HAMILTON: If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for? Seven minutes into Lin-Manuel Miranda’s masterpiece Hamilton, the forgotten founding father lands a philosophical blow to the man who would eventually cut - [How to Build a Strategy](https://molsonpartners.com/how-to-build-a-strategy/) - In last week’s article, I told you How to Build a Cathedral. Your campaign (cathedral) is made up of many ads (bricks) that have been arranged according to a strategy (or blueprint). That’s not the hard part. The hard part is coming up with that strategy. You develop a strategy with 3 deceivingly easy - [How to Build a Cathedral](https://molsonpartners.com/how-to-build-a-cathedral/) - If you try to be known for everything, you end up being known for nothing. Advertisements stand alone. Campaigns are a string of advertisements with a golden thread between them. A brick is a rectangular block of clay and shale. A Cathedral is the assemblage of many bricks in a predefined pattern. Business owners - [I'm Awesome (No you're not)](https://molsonpartners.com/im-awesome-no-youre-not/) - Don’t expect the customer to connect the dots with your boring biography. You’re at a cocktail party, dreading the innocuous small talk. A toothy, over tanned, hair gelled gentleman catches your eye and it’s over. Trapped in his tractor beam, you know he doesn’t have an “elevator pitch,” ...you’re takin’ the stairs. “I’m the - [The Magical Mythical Maze of Online Advertising](https://molsonpartners.com/the-magical-mythical-maze-of-online-advertising/) - You can’t reach the masses by targeting online. Online is pretty nifty. Six Degrees of Separation is now down to about 3.5 degrees. It’s faster than instantaneous. I sit in my office and do work for companies in China, Namibia, and Brazil. You can advertise to everyone for free! Woops… hang on… that last - [What Fireworks Can Teach You About Advertising](https://molsonpartners.com/what-fireworks-can-teach-you-about-advertising/) - If you are always having a sale, then you’re never really having a sale In the U.S., fireworks always show up on July 4th. They sometimes show up on New Year’s Eve. They occasionally appear after a home team home run. I think fireworks are pretty cool. If they’re so nifty and always - [[Video] Speaking the Language of the Customer](https://molsonpartners.com/video-speaking-the-language-of-the-customer/) - "The customer rarely buys what the business thinks it's selling" Filmed in the Wizard of Ads studios in Austin, TX for The American Small Business Institute https://youtu.be/sZAq5qiZV4E - [Well, I should hope so...](https://molsonpartners.com/well-i-should-hope-so/) - Being friendly and good isn’t special. It’s normal. It’s expected. Today, I give you a foolproof test that will determine if you are saying interesting things in your advertisements. The primary job of an ad is to convince me that your company is offering something I didn’t realize I need. Something that might - [The Best Idea is the Second One](https://molsonpartners.com/the-best-idea-is-the-second-one/) - Your brain, in all its efficiency, will give you the gift of an idea as promptly as possible. Other people’s brains are doing that too. 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