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Be Different. Just Like Everyone Else.

Being different is hard. Being distinct is hard. But, it’s important. You gotta.

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Marketing Has a Physics Problem

There are marketing forces you can’t see. But, they exist just the same.

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AI is OK

AI is right for your business, if you don’t think your business is terribly special.

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Incentives Matter

Ad Agencies: make a percentage of every dollar you spend
Ad Agencies: earn more when you spend more
Ad Agencies: bill by the hour
Incentives: the more money you spend and the less efficiently they work, the more they earn

Our best interests are tied to your best interests

Our incentives are linked only to your growth.

You don’t need an ad agency. You need some Wizard of Ads Partners.

We charge a one-time, upfront engagement free followed by a flat-rate monthly fee. We don’t charge by the hour. We get a raise only if your business does better than it did last year.

In fact, if your business shrinks this year (for any reason whatsoever), we take a pay cut. We’re in your corner all the way. We’re ALL in.

Incentive: We care only about increasing your revenue. If we get a 58% raise, it’s because we grew your top line by 58%. That becomes our new monthly salary. Pretty easy!

We partner only with business owners we believe in. If you know how to run your business, we know how to advertise it.

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